| Consumable | Serving Size (Ounces) | Weekly Frequency | Weekly Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Duck With Gravy | 2.0 | 4 | 8.0 |
| Chicken Giblets | 1.0 | 3 | 3.0 |
| Salmon Dinner | 1.5 | 3 | 4.5 |
| Beef & Chicken | 1.0 | 1 | 1.0 |
| Water | 3.0 | 21 | 63.0 |
What's found above is a table describing what passes for sustenance in my home. I'm sure you'll find it as dull and drab as I do. Still, I've been known to lower myself to beg for for some of these items. Even when I do, bringing myself to choke it down sometimes proves too much to bear. Somehow, I press on with life.
Despite my best efforts I have yet to convince my staff to begin preparing home cooked meals for me. The suggestions below seem not only doable, but delicious! Their continued refusal is nothing less than a personal affront. If you have cats, please print or download this PDF document and use it to make their lives more tolerable than mine.